That is some good grape juice

I don’t know about you, but by the time they get to Communion service at church on Sunday, I’m pretty thirsty.  I don’t know if it’s because I’m taking water pills or I have cotton mouth from heavy drinking the night before. The next time I make it to first Sunday, I’m going to ask for more than one glass of grape juice. I hope that’s not too much.  Hey, is it true some chruches use wine during Communion? 

I’ve bought grape juice before and it never tastes like the grape juice at church.  I don’t know if it’s because it’s “The Blood” or they have a special brand that only churches purchase.  I wonder what brand it is.  I also need to know if they carry those glasses they use in a larger size.  If they do, I definitely need one.  I  try to drink every single drop out of it.  After I drink it all, I hold it away from my face and wonder why I can’t get that little bit in the corner.  That last drop never seems to fall in your mouth.  But it will definitely fall on your shirt.  I don’t get that.

There’s no way I can mention ‘The Blood’ and not mention those crackers (”The Body”).  Those crackers always seem to tease me.  I usually look at the usher in a way that says, “Com’on man, let me get a couple more.” You know black people have a certain way of looking at each other.  That ‘com’on brother’ look(where you tilt your head a little and squint your eye) doesn’t work during Communion. 

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