It's 2:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday…his ass should be at work.
Birthdays are special to black people.  Black people will not show up for work on their birthday.   I recently found out that most black people think that it’s normal for you not work on your birthday.    While white …

He's white, but he's cool though!
“He white, but he cool though.”   This is the statement all black people use when they are describing a white person that they recently met, hung out with, dated, or work with.  Black people feel the need to explain why they have a white friend or why …

When was the last time your car wouldn’t start or simply broke down on you?  I bet I know exactly what you did, when it happened.  Why do you act like you’re the roadside mechanic when your car breaks down? I bet you’re thinking, ”What the hell is a roadside mechanic?”  Just wait…I’m going …

Why does it seem like cigarette smokers have an unspoken bond with other smokers?  I don’t know what it is about smoking, but it seems to pull people together.  Cigarette smokers will not let each other go without a light or a smoke.  If you have someone you smoke with, …

I’m back.  Some of you were wondering, “Where in the hell is Hathorn?  The same posts are at the top…what the hell is going on?”    I know, I’ve been “incognegro”.  I know white people are wondering what the hell is ”incognegro”.  Note:It’s the same thing as incognito, except it’s when a negro is …

Just because you can do the ‘Electric Slide’, doesn’t mean you can dance!  Giving honor to Grandmaster Slice, the man behind the song that has found its way into every wedding rececption, family reunion, corporate Christmas party, birthday party, etc since 1991.  To this day, this song can get every …

Hey look, I'm on the treadmill!
Do your friends really need know what you are doing every damn minute of the day?  People feel the need to tell all of their “Facebook friends” what they just finished doing, what they are doing currently, and what they will be doing in the near future.  Sometimes I’m sure people want to comment with a “SO”.  But, since they are  ”Facebook …

Those Are True Nuthuggers

First things first.  The dry cleaner shrunk my damn clothes.  Why do people always blame the damn dry cleaner?  The dry cleaner doesn’t always shrink your clothes.
I woke up this morning, knowing what I was wearing.  I had a dream about that shit, like a kid on …

Smitty,
Yo homey, where the hell have you been?  I stopped by Smoov Cutz  a couple of weeks ago to see if you had Precious on DVD…I’ve seen it now.  It was aight.  ’Big Mike’ told me you haven’t been there in a while.  He said he had been looking for you too.  …

White people give flip flop wearing a whole new meaning.  I’m beginning to think year round flip flop wearing validates whiteness.  I say this because there are just certain temperatures and weather condtions that black people won’t wear their flip flops.  White people don’t have to wait until the summer time to pull out the flip …

What do you think they have in their cup?
It is not a party until they break out the Red Solo Cups.  I’ve been to hundreds of parties in my day…and all the good ones were defined by the “Red Cup”.  The party didn’t start until those cups were brought out.  …

Why every time a black person has a party at their house they call it a ‘Lil Get Together’?  Some will call it “A lil ole get together”.  What is that all about?  They always have the same damn food.  Remember when people used to throw parties at the clubhouse in their apartment complex?  Do …