Just because you can do the ‘Electric Slide’, doesn’t mean you can dance!  Giving honor to Grandmaster Slice, the man behind the song that has found its way into every wedding rececption, family reunion, corporate Christmas party, birthday party, etc since 1991.  To this day, this song can get every …

Hey look, I'm on the treadmill!
Do your friends really need know what you are doing every damn minute of the day?  People feel the need to tell all of their “Facebook friends” what they just finished doing, what they are doing currently, and what they will be doing in the near future.  Sometimes I’m sure people want to comment with a “SO”.  But, since they are  ”Facebook …

Those Are True Nuthuggers

First things first.  The dry cleaner shrunk my damn clothes.  Why do people always blame the damn dry cleaner?  The dry cleaner doesn’t always shrink your clothes.
I woke up this morning, knowing what I was wearing.  I had a dream about that shit, like a kid on …

Smitty,
Yo homey, where the hell have you been?  I stopped by Smoov Cutz  a couple of weeks ago to see if you had Precious on DVD…I’ve seen it now.  It was aight.  ’Big Mike’ told me you haven’t been there in a while.  He said he had been looking for you too.  …

White people give flip flop wearing a whole new meaning.  I’m beginning to think year round flip flop wearing validates whiteness.  I say this because there are just certain temperatures and weather condtions that black people won’t wear their flip flops.  White people don’t have to wait until the summer time to pull out the flip …

What do you think they have in their cup?
It is not a party until they break out the Red Solo Cups.  I’ve been to hundreds of parties in my day…and all the good ones were defined by the “Red Cup”.  The party didn’t start until those cups were brought out.  …

Why every time a black person has a party at their house they call it a ‘Lil Get Together’?  Some will call it “A lil ole get together”.  What is that all about?  They always have the same damn food.  Remember when people used to throw parties at the clubhouse in their apartment complex?  Do …

 Today, every minute counted…KEEP JIVE ALIVE
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Why does everyone want a small burger or pancakes when they’re drunk?  Have you ever noticed you have some weird cravings when you’re drunk?  I’m not sure if it’s because you’re leaving the club or bar and there are only a few places open.  You will eat food from anywhere when you’re drunk.  Food you …

I’m not sure how many of you wear Chucks, but they are not real until they have a little dirt on them.  If your Chucks are clean, I wouldn’t trust you. It’s just like a gang; nobody trusts you until you got a little dirt on you.   Have you ever noticed that …

When was the last time you heard a song that touched you to the point that you had to close your eyes?  Man, I’m talking about music that touched your soul.  They rarely make music like that anymore.  Music is not what it used to be.  Good music is slowly dying out …

Why do the cute ones have to be gay?  The other night I went to the cigar lounge.  When I walked in, there were two attractive women sitting on the couch.  After sitting there a while, I realized they were lesbians…damn.  Why couldn’t it have been two ugly ass women…Why …